either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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