I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
zippers are such a cool invention
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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