If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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