i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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