my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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