He had one of those small greek statue penises
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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