I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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