My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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