She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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I understand Curling. That high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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