Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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