You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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