He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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