I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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