yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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