I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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