it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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