Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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