He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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