I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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