Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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