Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize