Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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