he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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