Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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