...so i touched it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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