I heard we made out
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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