I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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