i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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