its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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