Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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