Do you still have your period?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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