**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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