I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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