I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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