You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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