when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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