I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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