Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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