I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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