is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Farmville is her only friend.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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