Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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