4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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