dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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