Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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