People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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