yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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