Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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