if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I met the friendliest cop last night
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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