And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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