We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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